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Omg this old guy customer just made me snap. He was arguing with me over shit I’m not responsible for. Then my coworker was like don’t worry i got it. bless his heart cause i was about to hit someone.

at work today i accidentally asked my customer “would you like your crap crispy or grilled” 

after realizing what came out my mouth, I quickly said, would you like your WRAP cripsy or grilled..

shit……….maybe my subconscious was saying mcdonalds food is crap. but no seriously, i wanted to say wrap but looking at the C in the word crispy made me replace the W in the word wrap with a C!! SMDH!! I’m so glad it was really loud in there at that moment. I don’t think she heard me.

I got my first paycheck today.
I’m afraid to open it.

1st day of work got me feeling exhausted and i didnt really get to do anything! we got our uniforms, signed 3 trillion contracts, watched MAD videos on how to work the cash register and how to make drinks and such. I’m telling you. we were watching about 3 hours worth of video! by 2nd hour, i was barely paying attention.

it was so boring. we were just like…

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then they finally let us go!!!!!! 

& thats when i found out they towed my car.

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they didnt know it belonged to be because i was a new worker. x_x

so den.. i had to get someone from work to drive me to the towing company. THEN i got my car and accidentally took a wrong exit so it took me a little longer to get home.

+ i had no food all day.

everything kept getting shittier and shitter lmao

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My interview experience

It was in the middle of Mcdonalds. Next to a customer. 

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I was just like don’t be awkward, make eye contact & smile a lot.. even though I have an awkwardo smile because of my braces.

The manager was really nice and was asking many questions such as what do you do on your free time, what would be an important characteristic to have a job here, describe yourself, when did you graduate from high school and stuff like that. 

I basically said, I draw, video edit, and I’m in the naacp. I’m taking classes to become a nurse. Sometimes I babysit kids. I’m polite, reliable, honest, and always on time. & She was like, I can see that ;p 

I made sure to get to my interview early but I was almost late because my parents wanted to take pics of me and stuff x_x When I left the house, I was just speeding trying to get there. fookin hell. 

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So anyway, the interview went pretty well despite a customer interrupting us. But I am thankful for the interruption because I really needed to think about what to say. 

Then when I finished the interview, she said she likes the diversity & I am definitely what they are looking for. I go in for training on Wednesday. Gon’ be a cashier son!

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lol.. just whew.  I was so nervous but I was acting like I was relaxed. 

Looks like I’m having a twerk party because I got the job!!!

#cryingcauseitsmyfirstjobeverandivebeentryingforyears!!


40 minute bio final

My biology final today was supposed to be from 2-5pm. That is what the website said so my friends and I were studying & trying to remember all the answers from the past tests. We decided to take the test around 3 something because we didnt need 3 hours for her exam. 

One of my friends went in before us and I went in after while my other friend was still studying out the class. When I walked in at 3:20, there were about 5 people left. I was like okay cool. I grabbed my test and the dude was like “You have 40 minutes to take this exam

I was like..wait wut? you changed the time from 2 to 4pm?!

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So I put my test down real quick and sprinted out the class to tell my friend to get her ass in here because we only have 40 mins to answer 75 bio questions!!!!

She was all,

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We ran back in and then we started filling out stuff like mad!

I’m lucky that I memorized some of the answers but it was extremely nerve-wracking! Just filling out my name on the scantron takes 50 years & the two teachers who watch us take the exams kept talking and flirting with each other like how they did with our last exam and it was so annoying. It was like.. could you please shut up? I only have 15 mins to finish the rest of this and I cant concentrate….. 

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Despite all that I finished in 30 mins or something. It was the worst final experience I’ve ever had!!

Learn from my experience and take dem exams as soon as they start! Professors are always changing shit without notice!!

i ordered my glasses 2 weeks ago and still didnt get them because everyone wants those glasses apparently and the order is gonna be backed up for a long ass time. this is what happens when you get some cool hipster glasses. smdh. i can either wait 50 years to get them or change the glasses… i think i’ll go with option #1. 

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i finally got my glasses! AYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! It was worth the wait.

I went to an African Banquet yesterday and it was supposed to start at 7pm but it really started an hour & half later!!

The host was joking how there’s black people time and that african people time is black people time squared. Lmao I can’t but it was basically true because every part of the show was really delayed!! The show went into the next day! 

But besides the delays, crappy dj & the disorganization, it was pretty enjoyable. The fashion show was so good! My friend was in it & she looked like the fucking goddess of bad bitches. I was like damn!!!!!!!!

Then there was the African dance team!! HO-LEH SHIIIIIIIT!!!

I was so impressed with their moves!

You dont know how much I love synchronized dancing :)

So yeah.. those where the only parts I enjoyed. I loved the host too. His jokes of growing up with african parents was hilarious.

THENN after all that, I went to my first college after party.

cuz u KNOW i don’t get out much. 

But unfortunately it sucked because there was a huge miscommunication if there was a party or not and it was raining. Everything that could go wrong in a party…went wrong. PLUS Everyone was too high to dance. There was too much weed in the air since it was 4/20 and shit.. 

Anyway, I just had myself 3 shots, a sip of wine & beer and I was like ok thats enough. I need to make it out this party alive.

Then while my friend who had too much to drink was impressively twerking her life away, this guy tried to holla at me.  omg.. im embarrassed because it was the most bland convo i’ve ever had with someone. i couldnt even see his face in the darkness. at least he said bye when i left. 

so yeah the party sucked. my friends kept apologizing to me because the parties are usually poppin but this one wasnt. i still had fun in a way. 

i was staying over my friend’s dorm and we got back around 4am. im tired and my clothes smell of weed.

fucking hell. I spent 40 mins talking to a drunk dude named tyrone on the bus. He explained how he’s been called black, African American, Negro, etc in his 59 years of life. Then he ranted about his wife having a restraining order on him bc he’s so annoying. (mm..not surprised)
Then he discussed how he was in the marines and went on and on about so much stuff. Omg he was interesting but I thanked the lord when he finally got of the bus. He just kept repeating himself lol. .
Why does this always happen to me?