There’s a huge festival going on near my house as usual… and all the parking was taken up so I parked in front of my house. Then about an hour later, a cop starts banging on my door telling me to move my car because of “complaints”.
Wtf? I live there! Where else do they want me to park? The sidewalk?
So I moved my car and there was still no parking! I had to park so far away in the front of someone’s house. haha I hope it doesnt get towed like that car I saw on the long walk back to my house…
I was walking down the street to my car and then the lights turned off around me.
I was so scared. I was like, this is it! This is the final curtain call. I’m done. Something is going to pop out the bushes and kill me.
Then I ran to my car and when I got to it, I sensed something staring at me and looked around and saw this fucking ugly ass possum looking me dead in the eye. I was like,
& then so many more events happened after that. Flat tire, guy almost hitting my car twice, me jumping at every little thing. I’m done. Definitely not going back out the house.
What made me mad is that I had to go through all that to pick up my mom from work and then when I get to the destination, she’s like lol never mind!
my friend just broke up his girlfriend and he’s all blowing up my phone saying how he doesnt have anyone to cuddle with now & im like.. dis is what single people go through everyday. its no big deal.
why do my earphones sound flat now? where is the bass?!
they are failing on me. make it not be true!
something pinched me on my side and i get up and see that it was a bug and i screamed and pinched the shit out of it and threw it on the floor (which i regret) and ugh.. my day is just getting shitier and shitier
The golden corral sucked ass. I’m so pissed that we spent 80 dollars for that crappy ass, cold ass, shitty ass food. #HEATED. I’m never going back. It was such a waste. I would have been better off going to Olive Garden or some Chinese resturant. Fuck.
Word of advice. Never do it.
:’) I’m glad to hear that.
Since I spend most of my time at home, I havent had many wtf moments. I’ll definitely have some more when I start school soon.
I prefer them to be good moments though
Ugh.. You know what I hate about going to the dentist? I hate when they talk to me while my mouth is all open like,
And then their spit is just splattering upon my lips and into my mouth. Like seriously, what is that?!
What is it?!!
I woke up around 3 AM to the fire alarm. OMG. I was not ready. I just jumped out of my bed and ran out. I said “Oh LAWD JEZUS IT’S A FIRE!” I aint grab no shoes o r nothing Jesus. I ran for my life. Word to Sweet Brown.
Luckily there was no fire.
The fire alarm was just malfunctioning.
Then the power went out. -_______________- I couldn’t even sleep. It was hot as hell.
Then I had to go to the dentist. As we were rollin’, this big ass black SUV hit us.
(It was like the movies.)
We had to swerve on the curb. We almost hit a lovely black couple. In fight or flight mode, he’s definitely a fighter because he pulled his woman to the side with the quickness.
*sigh* I just can’t today.
Lord! Jesus! Damn. *does the sign of the cross*
Now my ass is probably on worldstarhiphop because some whippersnapper was videotaping the entire thing with her IPhone. I don’t even…I can’t even. Luckily no one was hurt and the cops were cute. *sigh*
Everyone was staring at us.
I’m going to watch some Olympics.